is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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