I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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