i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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