I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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