You really coming over, don't trick.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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