I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The Olympian is in my bed
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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