So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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