I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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