dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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