Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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