I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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