at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
ttyl tear gas
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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