dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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