I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We don't watch enough power rangers
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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