Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i think my cat just said my name.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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