I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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