I met the friendliest cop last night
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
