A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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