My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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