It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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