i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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