He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Is it penis luge time yet?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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