The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
How does it feel to date your dad?
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