Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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