Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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