it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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