Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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