she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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