My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
i out mim tonsoeep
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