He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
