Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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