Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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