I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Congratulations! We have a period
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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