So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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