I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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