I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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