can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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