i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
pray to the hookup gods
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