I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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