You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
