even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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