Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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