I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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