none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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