these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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