dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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