I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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