Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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