have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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