SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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